Get The Real Pair Of Assassins Inspired By “The Simpsons”
The second season of The Simpsons featured an episode entitled “Bart’s Dog Gets an “F”” which featured Santa’s Little Helper destroying a pair of Homer’s shoes called the “Assassins” that he first got a glimpse of on the feet of stupid sexy Flanders. As a result, Santa’s Little Helper had to enroll in obedience school which doesn’t go well anyway, but at least we’re now getting a killer pair of kicks inspired by the show.
Available now for pre-order from Retro Clothing, you too can own a pair of the “Assassins” for the cool price of $180. Here’s a description of the shoes and a first-look at what they look like.
Assassins are a sophisticated type of running shoes with Velcro straps, a water pump on the tongue, reflective side walls, and a retail price of $125 on the show. Ned Flanders owns a pair, as did Homer Simpson before they were destroyed by Santa’s Little Helper.
"There are also other characters that come and go (also owned by the Warner Bros. Discovery conglomerate media company)."
Huh. Is that just referring to other characters from the show itself, or is this implying that the new season is going to have cameos from other WBD IPs