The Best Benefit Concerts/Charity Songs in the History of Animation
The No Child Left Behind Jamboree (American Dad)
In “Stannie Get Your Gun,” Stan Smith gets shot and is paralyzed from the neck down. Afterward, he wants nothing more than to be the world’s most enthusiastic pro-gun advocate. This pleases the NRA immensely. Seriously, if they can get a shooting victim’s support, who couldn’t they win over? And so, they invite him to speak at their annual children outreach festival, the No Child Left Behind Jamboree.
Stan initially agrees, but is eventually talked out of it by Haley and her “logic.” Now anti-gun, Stan helps Haley sing a catchy song she wrote for children about the dangers of gun ownership, and they do it live at the NRA event.
Lyrics:
Guns make holes in your body
Through which you can’t potty,
Just your blood and guts spill out.
Bambi’s mom could still munch grass,
Tupac would be tapping ass.
If you hate guns,
Scream and Shout!
Unfortunately for the movement, when Stan is shot again, the new bullet dislodges the original bullet and enables him to walk once again. After that, he’s more pro-gun than ever! Also, the special interest group depicted in the episode was the “NGA,” not the “NRA,” but you know what they meant.
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Huh. Is that just referring to other characters from the show itself, or is this implying that the new season is going to have cameos from other WBD IPs