Shorts Review: Oishi High School Battle “Space Valentine’s Day”

In the latest of holidays to hit Space, and Oishi brings Valentine’s Day to the school in style! But, does anyone care?

Spoilers!

The English teacher is trying to teach the class about Wuthering Heights, but the class is preoccupied with two unicorn having sex. Outside class, space spiders are trying to figure out what’s going on with them, until space black widows eat them alive. Raif and Oishi walk in, and they discuss Space Valentine’s Day, and how it’s celebrated throughout space. Oishi is expecting Raif to take her out really nice, and it seems like it’s going to be Space Olive Garden. Elsewhere, Muugi is bitching to Wallace about wanting Oishi back, and Wallace makes himself look even more pathetic. That gets Muugi to go find another mate. Muugi just ends up eating his date. Meanwhile, Raif takes Oishi to a space diner, and runs into Muugi and his new date, and that just leads to very awkward blob sex while Oishi and Raif look on in awkward disgust.

Is it me, or is this show going nowhere fast? A lot of the charm from the earlier seasons left, mainly because there’s nothing holding the stories together. It’s a bunch of independent episodes that tease some form of continuity, but there’s nothing holding it together. I was digging the fighting, but there’s not enough. Let’s not mention the end fights, because those haven’t been happening either. This is just getting more and more disappointing, and I am afraid this show is losing its luster. It’s a sad time on YouTube.

You can watch the episode here.