New Assassin’s Creed Unity Trailer Is Awesomely Violent, Because Rob Zombie
When I first saw that Assassin’s Creed Unity released an animated trailer, I was completely content living the rest of my life without watching it; I’m not really into video games. However, when I saw it was made by Walking Dead co-creator Tony Moore and Rob Fucking Zombie himself, I wanted in.
And for the record: yes, it’s just as violent as you’d expect from this dastardly duo. Heads get chopped, blood splatters, and at least one dude gets knifed in the eyeball, with the gore filling almost every second of screentime.
By the way, did I mention the game is set during the French Revolution? Man, if they had shown us this video in history class, I probably would have paid a lot more attention. Although to be honest, I still zoned out for some of the video’s audio portion – mostly due to the intensity of the visuals, though. Props to MachinEyes for the animation.
Anyway, just watch it. Assassin’s Creed Unity will be available on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC on October 28th.







There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?