REVIEW: WILD GRINDERS “Pen Pal From Another Planet” & “Roman Grinders”

 

Uh, Spoilers … Maybe?

Ayo mofuckas its ya boy Achille$. Good ole ChefRich is out getting real real weird at Mardi Gras (and shit) in New Awlinz so the kid had to fill in, ya dig?

Yo, this show sucks dick.

Lets keep it all the way real. Like, you can make a show that kids will enjoy without having to dumb it all the fuckin’ way down to oatmeal status (ex: Adventure Time, Spongebob Squarepants, Rockos Modern Life, Looney Tunes, TMNT). Straight up the people who make this show cannot be serious right now.

The entire purpose of this goddamn show is UNDOUBTEDLY to sell merchandise. I knew them mofuckas had to be pumping this crap out in order to sell toys, and a google confirmed that yeah – of course they’re slangin’ shit at Target now. Rob Dyrdek, this ain’t your lane b. If you were really just trying to pull a Master P and put out some ish for the kids out of the goodness of your heart then I’m defo sorry but – come on partna, this shit is lame to the absolute max.

Rob, what in the fuck voice is that you’re voicing for “Little Rob” my man? You are a dope animated dude on your own show, but on this joint you’re doing this slow monotone soft shizz? Why mayne? Kids ain’t dumb bruh, they’re just young.

Here’s exactly what this show is trying to convey no matter which episode you watch: skateboarding is cool, cool kids use technology and slang, everybody loves a talking dog, everybody loves one billion puns, something about diversity, pizza is cool, burritos are en vogue, go buy our merch because fuck your parents wallets.

Rob Dyrdek does not need anymore money people, I promise. Homey, you set mayne, unless you are giving this all to charity I got’s to keep it one hunna, no bueno here.

My editor literally will force me to write a plot synopsis of some sort so here:

 

Sub-Episode 1: Hick-kid has alien friend but nobody believes him.

Sub-Episode 2: The gang goes back in time to ancient Rome.

 

Why is this on primetime? Why are we covering this show? How old are the people that are watching this.

SKATEBOARDING IS NOT GOING TO GO BACK IN STYLE AGAIN BRO, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.

Hacky as fuck.  Tired ass writing.  Forcing pop culture up your ass.

Because this show had decent animation and sound effects I’m not going to give it a 1. Because this show is actually not mine I’m not going to give it a 2.

Love you ChefRich, hope this don’t fuck yo shizz up.

(score for both episodes)