Review: The Life and Times of Tim “Model from New York; Tim’s Hair Looks Amazing”

In the third-season premiere, Tim finds work as an assistant to a women’s professional-basketball player; and decides he needs a haircut for job interview.

Spoilers Below!

Model from Newark.

Tim is lying to Amy about a job at Ernst & Young, but really he works in Newark as a basketball coach for the girl’s pro team. However, soon enough his friends and Amy are all suspicious of Tim’s whereabouts, and no one wants to get to the bottom of it more than Stu who really has his own motives for spoiling the cover up.  Eventually, Stu and the guys find out that Tim has been hanging around with the starting center of the basketball team named Tanya. Obviously, everyone thinks Tim is banging her out, but really he’s the personal assistant and things start to get hairy when Tanya needs a drug test sample. As her assistant, Tim sets off to find some clean female urine, which he of course screws up because although he finds a sample its not clean. Oh, and it gets worse! Stu spills the fucking beans to Amy that Tim’s cheating!!

Tims hair looks amazing.

Great news! Tim aka Mr 5%, gets a second interview with an insurance company. So he goes to his normal hair salon to try and get a cut, only to find out his faithful stylist no longer works there. As a result, Stu recommends a new stylist named Dante Infairno that works at more of a “Barbershop” type spot. And despite Dante’s impressive resume of clients, Tim makes a big deal out of Dante’s style in cutting. After which Tim and Stu effectively get banned from the shop, and now he still has his ridiculous out of control hair. And if that wasnt enough he reems out the taxi driver on the way over to the interview which causes the driver to wreck, but(thankfully) with his meatball sub still in tact. However we find out that  driver has a few marks on his record, so Stu does him a solid by donning the hat and bringing his cab back to the shop only for Stu to find the whereabouts of his his old barber RODRIGO! However, the reunion is short-lived due to Tims history of bad tips so he goes to the interview, pitied “like a fool!”