Family Guy

Episode Synopsis: At a Disabled Ladies’ Night at the Drunken Clam, Brian hits it off with a blind woman. She tells him that she hates dogs, but that’s not a problem until their relationship progresses to the point where he meets her sighted parents. Meanwhile, Lois replaces the stairs at the Griffin house after Stewie gets a splinter—and Peter keeps tripping on the new ones. Guest voices include Marlee Matlin (Stella) and Carrie Fisher (Angela). Original Air Date: Jan 15, 2011

Quagmire is the only guest at Meg’s 18th-birthday party and soon they hit if off—much to her parents’ distress, of course. Peter is especially miffed and won’t rest until he stops his Lothario neighbor from having his way with his daughter. SPOILERS BELOW The Griffins are at the Teen Choice Awards…

Episode Synopsis: When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, Babs, Lois and Peter decide that it’s time for him to retire, so they head to Florida to check out senior communities. Carter isn’t exactly enthusiastic.

Episode Synopsis: Car trouble strands the Griffins in Amish country, where Meg hits it off with a local boy. But his stern father disapproves, so Peter must convince him that Meg won’t “corrupt” his son.

Episode Synopsis: Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites everyone over for dinner. Meanwhile, Joe is shocked when his MIA son (voice of Scott Grimes) returns from Iraq.