Review: Beavis and Butt-Head “Drones”

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission.

The guys go on a class trip to an Army Base which is really just a lame attempt from the school to plant ideas for potential careers, and for the Army to find the best available to kill the enemy. An unexpected bathroom trip turns has the boys stumbling into the control room for Drone bombs that are flown by the Army to snoop out and kill terrorists without the loss of human life. Well, of course, these guys think its an old-school arcade game designed to find whores in San Andreas, and better than one joystick for a drone it turns out there are controls for THREE drones. Butthead gets one used for training and aims it straight for their own town! Thankfully the only thing he blows up is a school bus, but then he grabs another drone and together with Beavis they go after what looks like a poppy field.

As for the clips the first cutaway had Deadmau5 in a video that has a guest spot from a huge Kermit the frog. I got to tell you I would love to hear this guy without a pitchshifter…prick. Another week and another MGMT video another piece of shit song. I can’t believe people listen to this horse shit.  And whats a B&B episode without more JERSEY SHORE!  Apparently, in this episode, the JS douches are gonna fight some guinea locals. But, I can’t be completely pissed off this week because there was this one vid with half-naked hot-chicks with power drills.  FINALLY, THANK YOU MIKE JUDGE FOR GIVING ME A VIDEO THAT IS GOOD!  But of course, we close the show with ANOTHER Jersey Shore clip, this one starting out with Snooki climbing a stair master and then after getting hemorrhoid she decides to stick her fat ass in a fridge.

Overall, I wasn’t crazy about this episode, simply because it felt like it was a little heavy on the cutaway clips and less on the “Drones” plot that I thought was pretty good. It’s getting to the point that whenever I see Snookie I want to throw up, even more, she doesn’t even give me a half-chub, she just completely grosses me out at this juncture and I hope someone takes her out behind the shed Old-Yeller style. And, why are all the other videos lame-ass techno/dub-step with pitch-corrected vocals? You’re telling me, there is not ONE video MTV/Mike Judge can find that doesn’t have straight-up, no-nonsense rock and fucking roll? Silly world we live in…