IT’S WEBS DAY!!!! With @dogsnackRB, @foxadhd’s Harlem Shake and @dosdontsguide (AGAIN??)!!!!

 

I’ll be honest with you, I’ve been sitting here for roughly twenty minutes attempting (and failing) to write an acceptable opening line to encapsulate the amazing that is Dog Snack. This show is too good for words. That said, there is literally NOTHING to this show! Very simplistic artwork. Literally zero voice acting, sans a dog barking. But it’s fucking hilarious!! I do believe that one of the rules from Zombieland can put a little bow on this whole video: Sometimes you have to enjoy the little things. And sometimes those little things are just a little yellow dog eating farts. Love it!

(9/10)

Alrighty Internet, I’ve got a 2 quick questions for you. What is the Harlem Shake and why does it exist? Sometimes I just think you guys film stuff and post it to YouTube because you know I’ll see it and it’ll piss me off. But this little ditty from Fox ADHD does just the opposite. Somehow, The animators were able to weave most of the cartoon is used to watch as a preteen into one hilarious dance video. The animation is a bit jumpy but that could just be the terrible dubstep causing my eyeballs to seize. Regardless, I enjoyed this and I think you will too!

(8/10)

Ok, I know what you’re gonna say. “ChefRich, didn’t you just review Do’s and Don’ts last week??” Yes I did. But sometimes I need to be a little reckless. And maybe my recklessness is through repetition. And what teaches you about repetition? The fucking gym!

A little insight into the home life of ChefRich. I’ve been working out a pretty decent amount the past few months. So when D&D came out with a show about the gym, I just had to review it. Not because I am trying to convert you, my loyal fan(s), to fitness, but because this show is 100% true! Everything that is brought up in this video is hilarious. The artwork stays the exact same from the last episode, still a bit too CGI for my liking but still very nice. The voice acting is great, gaudy but not over the top. The grunting/mating call comparison is impeccable, but in our household we call it “dinosaur practice.” So check the video and GET THAT PUMP!!!

(9/10)

 

Thats all for this edition of Webs Day. So now is the part where I give out my Twitter handle and email address ([email protected]) in hopes that you crazy little firecrackers will contact me with suggestions, questions, comments or indecent proposals.

Hope you have a good Valentine’s Day. Or at least a solid 3-5 minutes to yourself.

Until next week,

ChefRich

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