REVIEW: CHOZEN “Family Weekend (or How Gary Got His Groove Back)”
WARNING: SPOILERS IN THIS NOTCH
WARNING: I HAVE NOT FINISHED WATCHING OZ SO NO SPOILERS FOR THAT
Yo, the dude who voices Chozen’s Dad has GOT to be fucking Vern Shillinger from the show Oz (who is actually named J. K. Simmons – aka one dope ass actor). Shillinger you are fucked dude, Beecher is a straight up mess now ’cause of yo terr’ism– but I guess he’s still alive, so he’s got that going for him, which is nice. This makes me think that Beecher is probably the main character on Oz and I guess therefore can’t die, which I guess I already knew in the back of my mind – ’cause im perceptive as shit LIKE A FUCKING SHIT HAWK. Hahaha yo Chris Keller is defo that dude from Law and Order SVU right? Let me google that shit. YUP, totally him – kissin’ all kinds of boys in Oz. Dude looks like he put on some serious weight between shows, pumpin dat fake jail iron – but like apparently not fakely. Dat real iron. #TheIronIsReal2014
I just love Oz mofuckas – deal with it. Prob don’t need to see so many dongs but like, I guess they’re just trying to establish realism. Chozen and I could def chill and watch Oz together, I like people getting stabbed and he likes dongs. That’s what we call – a tie in.
So let’s talk this week’s ep of Chozen.
Side Bar: You know that weird like – okay this cartoon character is drawn like a hot woman so like part of my monkey brain is sexually activated, but like, it’s not an actual chick so it’s a really confused feeling that you’re not proud of? Like when you look at Jessica Rabbit. Obviously a drawn thing, but like, you’re brain is just liking it – it’s shameful. Chozen’s Mom is hot and I am proud to say that zero boners were had by this writer. That being said, it did make me a’fiendin for some cougars. WOOF.
Let’s throw some plot into this fuck barrage of a review: Chozen’s parents come to visit Tracy’s school because she is winning an award. This breaks down into two sub plots:
A). Tracy trying to ‘keep up’ with her hot partying Mom in order to out-do her
B). Chozen trying to have fun illegal antics with his low-key law abiding Dad
This was a solid episode with some good scattered jokes here and there – it definitely made me want to party. I think the very beginning intro was the best part, so check that out. I AIN’T GONE SPOIL DA PARTY BRUH.
Catch you next week, I have a headache and am pretty busy listening to Sade.
