Reviews: Blitz’s Real Hollywood Stories Episodes 1-4

We recap all four episodes of Dan Bilzerian’s new series and let you know if this show stacks up.

Spoilers Below

Episode 1: The Heart Attack (s)

Dan does a bunch of drugs including 200 mg of Viagra and ends up in the hospital with two heart attacks. The doctor’s prescription to fix Dan’s hear? More drugs. Fortunately, Dan does the smart thing and flushes them down the toilet.

Score

7.5/10

 

Episode 2: Dan Loses His Virginity

Turns out Dan lost his virginity in the 8th grade by going to Mexico City with a buddy on break from boarding school and hiring some hookers to do the dirty deeds.

Score

9/10

 

Episode 3: Cokefinger

Dan’s friend Sam shows up to Dan’s house and slices his thumb due to him trying to take the top of a champagne bottle off with a machete. After much struggle, Dan and a doctor are able to get Sam’s hand sewn up and injected with novocaine. Sam goes home, and Dan comes by to find the doctor trying to inject steroids into Sam, but not without Dan’s help first.

Score

8/10

 

Episode 4: Shark Tale

Dan’s pal Sam calls and invites him over to check out two tiger sharks that were bought with one going to Dan as a present. Problem is, Sam puts the two sharks in a fresh water pool topped off with a bunch of salt shakers and it kills both of the salt-water animals pretty much immediately.

Score

7/10