Review: Greatest Party Story Ever “Donald Trump & Paris Hilton”

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This guy has Paris’ cake, but he can’t eat it, too.

Spoilers Below

Donald Trump and the Dildo

This guy finds out Donald Trump is in town and wants to throw a sex toy at the now President-Elect. He ends up Tweeting this and security stops them before they could do anything. A few days later, the Secret Service comes by and starts harassing both him and his mother.

Score

9/10

Hit and Run

This girl ends up running over an old lady and ends up getting conned. Instead of taking the lady to the hospital, this girl is taken for a shopping spree and is paying for all of the old lady’s shit. $300 later, the young lady ends up missing a job interview and 6 months later learns she was on the other end of a scam.

Score

8/10

That Cake is Hot

This guy crashes a Paris Hilton party as caterers. Once inside, they take their catering clothes off and it really sounds like the most bizarre shit ever. A birthday cake comes out and just as the waiters are about to throw it away, this guy ends up lifting it and bringing it home. The guy writes a blog post about it, and is one of the most viral stories ever. Fearing prosecution, the guys donate the cake to a homeless shelter.

Score

9.5/10

Other Sketches

Finger Bang’d, Greatest Party Text, Birthday Smash,  Greatest Party Snap, Caught in the Act, Greatest Party Text

Best Sketch

That Cake is Hot

Worst Sketch

Birthday Smash

About John Schwarz

John is the Chief Editor and Founder of Bubbleblabber.com. While at first a part-time project, Bubbleblabber quickly grew into a full-fledged operation and officially became a company in 2014. When John isn't running a business full-time, he likes to go to concerts with your mother.