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Bushwick Bill “Formaldehyde”

The tiny rapper tells the story of his attempted suicide/homicide, complete with formaldehyde-laced weed, clinical death, and a rebirth in the morgue.

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Bridget Everett “Safe Word: Easter”

Bridget performs her sexy musical comedy at a BDSM convention. However, she gets in way over her head once she walks off the stage.

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Fred Armisen “Blue Man Group”

Before Saturday Night Live and Portlandia, Fred Armisen performed in the Blue Man Group show in Chicago. Not as an actual Blue Man though. After the show, the performers would have make out parties. Fred learned a lot about life from the Blue Men.

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Ryan Sickler “Gator Gonna Getcha”

Even though Ryan doesn’t do any hard drugs himself, he loves to hang out at parties where everyone else is high. At one of these parties, he sees a huge man on cocaine get bit in the face by an alligator. Ten years later, Ryan sees the man at a store. Ryan retells the party story but the man shushes him. Of course, Ryan is stunned that the man doesn’t tell everyone about the alligator bite.

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Best Sketch
Ryan Sickler

Worst Sketch
Bridget Everett