Review: Cyanide & Happiness “Too Tall a Tale”

 

A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee.

Never judge a book by its cover because that book could wind up having huge legs strong enough to come and arrest your ass on bike.

Score

8/10

A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but are intercepted by Hunk Fu.

And by intercepted I mean he makes out with one of the ninjas and then disappears, fortunately he has the dagger safe and sound…presumably. Hunk Fu eventually gets stabbed in the back by a ninja.

Score

7/10

Coach Murphy’s Boys

A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.  Too bad the story is complete bullshit, though the truth hurts a bit worse.

Score

6/10

Best Sketch

Cop on Bike

Worst Sketch

Coach Murphy’s Boys