Review: Regular Show “Terror Tales of the Park V”

 

Spoilers Below

Benson finds this wish-making machine, and shows it to the rest of the park employees. The thing cost a lot of money, but the other guys don’t want anything to do with it. Benson decides to go first in determining what kind of future he would get:

Mr. Bossman

Benson wants to see what the future would be like if Mordecai and Rigby actually worked, and we find a story about a haunted dummy that terrorizes the park employees.

WerePops

Pops wants to travel, but we get a court appearance by a werewolf on trial. The werewolf follows Pops into the bathroom and beats the shit out of him before he takes off. Because of the beating, Pops turns into a werewolf and is framed of the other werewolf’s crime. Pops takes off before he can be brought in.

Going Up

High Fives is going to see his lady, but the elevator breaks on the way up. When it’s fixed, Fives gets off but his girlfriend tells him that the elevator has been not working for a few decades and the elevator repair man he was talking to has long since been dead. But, that’s what zombies are for.

Chocolatude

Rigby wants to be popular so he takes up the local neighborhood kids who want both him and Mordecai to visit a scary house and take candy from it. The guys do just that, but just as they are about to leave, a witch appears and takes both Mordecai and Rigby into her basement. She turns the both of them into chocolate, but then the kids find Rigby’s body outside, he becomes really popular.

When everyone comes back to reality, we see the vending machine try to rob everyone and take off with his machine buddies. Fortunately, we find out that we were in a dream within a dream the entire time and none of this ever happened.

Our Take

Overall, another solid edition of “Terror Tales”. I think the WerePops and the Chocolatude were definitely the best stories by far because “Mr Bossman” reminded me too much of the popular ‘Krusty Doll’ episode of The Simpsons. I would have liked to have seen more of the actual battle between the park employees and the fortune telling machine because the latter’s buddies looked hilarious, but I’m satisfied with what I got in my pillow case this year.