Bubbleblabber vs Carl’s Stone Cold Pick of the NFL Week 2: Falcons vs Giants (2015)

 

Well, that’s one way to start a season! Oh and friggin’ 1 on the COLTS! The Colts were supposed to be the favorites in the AFC, but instead they suck wind. This week, Carl is picking the Falcons vs Giants game, and this might be the best video he’s ever done. In it, he delivers the ultimate four-fingered jab to JPP and even throws out a Krokus shout.

Let’s break down both teams and see who I think is going to win:

Atlanta Falcons

Yes, Carl has a point, the Falcons have a terrible O-line. But, I think the Giants have a shit defense, too and as such Matt Ryan’s gonna have his way with that dilapidated backfield. Throw in the fact that the Giants have been dealing with a whole bunch of outside interference when it comes to Eli/Jennings/Coughlin throwing away the game and JPP’s fingers making the cover of the Daily News, and you’ve got yourself a head-fucked football team. The Falcons will be able to take advantage.

 

New York Giants

Sorry Giants fans. You weren’t expecting Tony Romo and my boys to lay down for ya, did ya? Well, like JPP, you guys clearly set off your fireworks way too early and threw it all away in the last 90 seconds. I’m very much looking forward to Tom Coughlin being run out of town at the end of the season in favor of Kyle Shanahan.

 

John Blabber (0-1) picks the Falcons to win Week 2

Carl (0-1) picks the Giants to win Week 2