Review: Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors “Rampaging Rhino, The”

Spoilers Below

After being taunted by Spidey and Agent Venom, Rhino breaks out of his holding cell and crash lands into the downtown area with the web heads following. Once everyone is settled, Rhino becomes hell bent on destroying Agent Venom, Spider-Man, and everyone and anything in his way. S.H.I.E.L.D. forces get wiped out, but are able to clear the downtown area of any innocent civilians.

Eventually, Spider-Man and Venom have to admit that they can’t contain Rhino so S.H.I.E.L.D. calls in the big guns…with HULK! The fight gets serious, like really serious, so much so that Venom gets injured and then Spider-Man has to equip his new Iron-Spidey Hulkbuster suit to help even the odds.

When the fight heads into the tunnels leading to Queens, Hulk/Spidey/Rhino come to an agreement and Rhino ends up being a good guy. A S.H.I.E.L.D. class is warranted after Rhino helps the other two shore up some of the soar spots that showed up in the tunnel after the big brawl. Now it’s on S.H.I.E.L.D. to somehow contain the Rhino on their ship.

Our Take

Just when you think the producers of this show were improving a tad on Agent Venom. And by that I mean they kept the shitty-stereotypical jock but at least they somewhat improved the Venom outfit and equipped it with more ‘symbiote-esque’ powers. Buuuuut, that got all fucked when Venom got electrocuted, which would have been a PERFECT catalyst for the symbiote Venom to come alive, but instead Flash is knocked out and sent back to HQ.

If the writers of this show knew their shit, they would know that the real Venom would come alive and probably end this week’s episode 10 minutes early, because both the Hulk AND Rhino would get owned. Don’t believe me? COME AT ME BRUH!

And let’s not forget the fucking travesty that is the Rhino’s back story. Holy shit, let’s trade in Aleksei Sytsevich and bring in a nerd that is mutated…MUTATED. Are the producers of Web Warriors nuts? I think they are.

What sucks the worst about all of this is that we actually had a pretty bad-ass choreographed fight between the Hulk and Rhino, only to TURN INTO RHINO BEING RECRUITED INTO S.H.I.E.LD.!! WHATTTT! Rhino wouldn’t join that shit, HE’S IN THE FUCKING SINISTER SYNDICATE!

I’m gonna lose it with this show, I really am.

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