Book Review: C.Montgomery Burns’ ‘Handbook of World Domination’

When you wanna learn to dominate, there’s only ONE way to do it…Mr. Burns. Thankfully, he was nice enough to publish a handbook to teach you all about world domination (for profits, obviously) and it’s chock full of lots of valuable lessons, maps, and comics to help you achieve YOUR world dom goals.

Included in the release is a BUNCH of extra goodies to help you out. Included in the release are stickers, a dictionary, and even a poster to help show off to everyone that Burns is the real deal. You also get a lot of ‘How To’s’ like how to snoop in on your fellow employees, suggestions on what to tell the press should you need a good cover up, and even ideas for TV shows for that old wooden box.

Potentially the best idea in the whole collection, is the comic included called Fruit Bat Man. Fruit Bat Man is the name of Burns’ comic book alter ego first introduced on St. Patrick’s Day 2013 that I believe deserves his own spin-off comic series, and this first issue is proof. It features a plot surrounding Burns kidnapping Bart, and forcing him to be his ‘Robin’. Instead, Burns gets nabbed by the cops, but the Simpsons don’t want to press charges fearing that Homer may lose his job. This comic, by itself, is worth the price of admission. I really think Bongo should take advantage and put this shit out yesterday!

So yea, together with the Burns’ one-shot comic that came out for Bongo a while back, Handbook of World Domination is a great buy for that boss of yours that you don’t like.