Shorts Review: Battlefield Friends – Mobile AA

How, in the blue hell, does Noob get the Mobile AA?

Spoilers Below

I remember, back when I was a Noob, and I thought I was untouchable in the tank. And then I exploded, thanks to some C4. Well, Noob has that same feeling. Except he’s actually punking kids that are in choppers. Recon and Medic tell him that he should move, because they know where he is, but Noob is over confident. He finds an enemy recon soldier, who isn’t taking any fire whatsoever. He plants some Jeep Stuff onto the front of the tank, gives Noob the finger, and turns Noob into human paste.

This is why I have a love/hate relationship with tanks in BF4. You nab a few guys flying over you, lulling yourself into a false sense of security. Then next thing you know, you’re noob paste. This is a funny episode, if only because Noob seems to start out doing pretty well. But we all know that his good luck has to run out soon.