Review: TripTank – “Candy Van Finger Bang”

Spoilers Ahead!!!

Dick Genie-

Billy is the only kid in his class to not have sex. Dick Genie comes out and Billy wishes to lose his virginity. They head to prom and find a nice girl. It’s time to seal the deal but Billy can’t get it up. He wishes again that he could lose his virginity like everyone else. He awakens in a drunken stupor at a frat house, having lost his virginity and all memories of doing so.

Sexual Advances-

2 big broads are pining over Chad. After being shot down, they head to the lingerie store. After killing a few male patrons from their changing montage, they’re ready for love. They head back to Chad but when they begin to talk their lingerie backfires, killing Chad.

Reverse Mail-Order Bride-

An Asian man has always wished for an American bride. He hits the Internet to make that dream a reality. He sees a woman who’s already married. His next video is that of a fat, redneck woman who fights deer and cooks meth. After watching the video of an elderly woman dying, it seems like all hope is lost. The next video shows a 99%er who wants to “change the world”. The next one is a ventriloquist who is crazy! He finally settles on an American Made blow up doll that pops upon penetration.

Trip Tank Call Waiting-

“Multiple Calls”, “Proposal From The Back Of A Van/Kidnaping”, “Wallaby”, “Back Of The Van Again”, “Van Finger Deal”, “Dan, Father Of 3”, “RW From The Future”, “The Return”

Other Sketches-

“Time Of Death”, “Flower Team Kill Team Go!”, “Fast Snail”, “Piñata Puns”, “15 Uses For A Screwdriver”, “Drifting Apart”, “Santa On Coke”, “The Last Dead Unicorn”, “Grandma Robber”

Sketch Of The Night-

Flower Team Kill Team Go!

Skip This Sketch-

I wouldn’t say anything here was a skip, but the episode as a whole was pretty meh.