Review: Regular Show ‘Every Meat Burritos’

Spoilers Below

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five go to a burrito shop to try an every meat burrito that promises to have every type of meat inside. At first the guys take the golf cart, but the drive thru doesnt allow vehicles with no doors to order drive thru. This causes the guys to take Muscle Man’s piece of shit car which breaks down on the way over. NO ONE has a car, so they turn to High Five to see if the guys can use his brother’s car which also looks like a piece of shit despite its storied past. Fortunately, the car runs and takes the crew to the restaurant to score burritos, but without warning this guy comes out of the shag-carpeted back seat and steals everyone’s burritos. Eventually, this guy Barry turns up and tells his Mordecai and Rigby why he’s taking the burritos, and with Fives and Muscle tied up elsewhere, a show down is about to go DOWN. Actually, this guy Barry is rather tame and Mordecai beats the shit out of him and takes back his burritos. However, Mordecai and Rigby don’t seem to hold grudges so they bring Barry back to reality where the cops arrest him and the park dudes get their burritos.

Burritos are so good. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner…nope doesn’t what time of day burritos are awesome. SO, I’m not surprised one bit that Mordecai and Rigby would go through a whole bunch of trouble to get what could be the greatest burrito ever. I know, I get it. Sounds like another, Best Burger or Laserdisc episode, but burritos really do make all the difference. Barry was also HYS-STER-ICAL. Yea, I know that was spelled wrong, but seriously watch the way Barry does battle and tell me you are gong to be able to spell correctly ever again. Nope…can’t do it. Oh yea and burritos.