@CollegeHumor CRUSHES @Abercrombie

I have said FOR years with much scrutiny from friends that Abercrombie and Fitch is really just taking the hassle out of the emo way of guys trying to acquire women’s clothing and instead just offers up stores in an attempt to help some people feel more secure. That said, every time I walk past a store at the mall I can’t help put smell the scumbag pouring out of the ventilation, so when the company’s douche CEO Mike Jeffries claimed that his store was for the cool kids and ONLY the cool kids I let out a sigh of relief.

That said, Abercrombie isn’t the only one that has ridiculous stereotypes as this new video from College Humor shows, Twilight-centric Hot Topic, Lane Bryant, and the GAP all have skeletons in their closets and as such need to be roasted.