REVIEW: CRASH CANYON “Mr. Crash Canyon”

That’s MISTER Crash Canyon to YOU!

Spoilers Below

After Uncle Vernon’s bottled fart reservoir is destroyed, so are his plans to construct a hot air balloon to seek help, and so the canyon resumes its mundane exploits and makeshift entertainment. So what’s in-store for us this week?

When Sarah announces the upcoming Miss Crash Canyon pageant, Roxy is excited to win the pageant… and Royce’s heart. But due to Sheila’s protest, saying that beauty pageants are sexist, Sarah decides to “objectify” men, in the first ever Mr. Crash Canyon. And all the men get in line to enter the pageant.

Roxy then decides to pose as the canyon newest resident – and a man – in order to win the Mr. Crash Canyon contest. But when she showcases her “manly” talent with a ballet dance, Roxy may have found a new “friend” in Royce, before sealing the deal with a kiss (and a mustache tickle).

The show-stealer in this week’s episode is the misanthropic Mrs. McGurck, who showcases her talent by pointing out people’s flaws and expressing them in an offensive manner, like she constantly does to her pet brown bear. Hiko also speaks up more about his Japanese background this week, after all the times the Canyon residents have mistaken him for any other Asian descent but.

This week had a few more laughs than recent episodes, which goes to show Crash Canyon’s writing is like a rollercoaster – sometimes it goes up and sometimes it goes down.

(6.0 out of 10