Steve’s failure at speed dating leads to a tryst with a prostitute, a sexually transmitted disease, and a prognosis of two weeks to live. Meanwhile, Ethel starts a camp for blind people.

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While Steve is tappin’ away on his iPhone and updating his status Ethel is trying to manage a group of blind kids which is tough to do when you’ve got crocodiles, rattlesnakes, and Yucko the Clowns running around.

Meanwhile, Steve and Denzel are trying out the wonderful world of speed-dating but he’s kinda a dick to all the chicks unlike Denzel who is grabbing all the grannies even getting three ways (that is until they kick the bucket). Unfortunately, Steve doesn’t get that he’s a douche and it doesn’t help when a prostitute looking to score puts the moves on the big oaf which of course leads to the Ranger of the Month getting a terrible STD which causes  a “two weeks to live” notice from the doctor. Worst yet, Steve has to learn how to help other people than himself in order to get a boarding pass to heaven. First thing Steve does is he starts helping out Ethel with the blind kids. Problem is he’s doing such a good job, Ethel doesn’t want to relay a message from the doctor that guess what? Steve ain’t dying! Soon enough, the blind kids go home so Steve has to find other good deeds to do so he can get on God’s good side. Thankfully, Malloy and Connie convince Steve there isn’t a God, so despite the fact that Ethel told him the good news he goes on a criminal rampage throughout town.  To try and get him back to normal, Denzel dresses up as God and ‘cures’ Steve.

Malloy is getting bullied by a couple of raccoons and even when he tries to fight back, Woody won’t let him have a gun until he becomes a ranger at Brickleberry. That said, Woody’s got a long list of applicants for the open position but they’re all nuts. To help, Malloy offers to teach Woody how to put up a job listing on Craigslist but the listing ends up on the ‘Men seeking Men’ section landing some dude that is all into near-death gay sex. By process of elimination, Malloy is the new ranger and gets a gun. First thing he does??? Shoots the fuck outta those ‘coons and quits his job. Which is good because now Steve has his job back!  Welp, that is until Woody shoots Steve thereby sending him to Heaven. However, after only a few minutes Steve doesn’t buy into it and is sent back to hell aka….BRICKLEBERRY!!

This show is so fucking good. Most animated shows have a hard time keeping up with one or two plots but Brickleberry puts out four funny as fuck plots in TWENTY minutes! Also, this show has a lot of balls that you really don’t see elsewhere…I mean has Homer Simpson EVER had an STD?? Quagmire from Family Guy has never fucked two old ladies at the same time…and then KILLED THEM! Also, the multitude of shit going on with those blind kids was just out of bounds, everything from the chainsaw sword fights to the near misses with the crocs to the debut of YUCKO THE CLOWN in animated form. Daniel Tosh also did a MUCH better job of  voicing his character Malloy who is starting to bring on a more of an old-school Stewie role as the little guy with the big head who kills shit. This show is backed by FOX 21, and if it were up to me I’d march right in their offices with a copy of this show and be like “Tell the writers of Cleveland Show” to watch this….”

(8.0 out of 10)