REVIEW: ROBOT CHICKEN “CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER ON MY 53rd BIRTHDAY”
Featured: post-concert activities with Alvin & The Chipmunks; Mary Poppins’ unusual behavior; the truth behind B.A. Baracus’ distaste for flying; G.I. Joe’s war experience.
Spoilers Below
post-concert activities with Alvin & The Chipmunks;
Alvin and Chipmunks’ band is famous and with fame comes groupies. That said, apparently, Chipmunks have weird dicks and despite the fact that three chicks go back stage with cruel intentions, one of them backs the fuck out. The others??? Boom goes the dynamite!
[GRADE: 9/10]
Mary Poppins’ unusual behavior;
Imagine if there was a nanny cam for Mary Poppins? After finding out that the bitch destroys furniture, practices magic, and distributes drugs to kids, the father decides to call the cops to stop the flying maid. Turns out Mary Poppins isn’t want to fuck with and if she’s going down so are you!
[GRADE: 10/10]
the truth behind B.A. Baracus’ distaste for flying;
After an entire plane full of passengers ingest some old food, everyone starts farting and shitting all over the cabin which understandably leaves B.A. Baracus scarred for life for ever wanting to fly again.
[GRADE: 7/10]
G.I. Joe’s war experience.
Imagine if G.I. Joe’s best men had to go into Afghanistan to take out the Taliban. Unfortunately, the Joe’s don’t really fit in and pretty much get themselves killed. That said, Cobra doesn’t make out much better when he meets Navy Seals Team 6.
[GRADE: 9/10]
Other sketches:
Captain America Christmas, Lassie, Lonnie Pappert, Twilight, Woody the Woodpecker, Wife at the funeral, Human centipede sweater, Dinosaurs, Spider-Man peeing
Best Sketch: Mary Poppins
Worst Sketch: Human Centipede Sweater
