REVIEW: METALOCALYPSE “GOING DOWNKLOK”

The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.

Spoilers Below

Only Dethklok can get an underwater recording studio set about 100 times bigger than the leading cruise ship. There are some drawbacks however of being underwater, that being no ladies on board with the exception of record producer Abigail. Shortly after their underwater voyage has commenced, the guys get Carpal tunnel from all the masturbating they do and are ordered by the doctor to refrain from doing it for a while.

Nathan and Toki actually try making the best of a bad situation by doing other things like lifting weights and folding their own laundry. Pickles gets hell bent on wanting to bang out Abigail but she turns him down thanks to her trusty vibrator. Toki accidentally shrinks his clothes to the point when he puts them on they make him look like a chick. It doesn’t help either that he also finds a pair of roller skates to run around in too which for some reason catches the attention of Murderface of whom now wants to try and rape his fellow band mate.

Eventually, the guys get to tracking their instrumentals and Nathan grabs the attention of Abigail. You see, the batteries in her vibrator apparently were never made by Energizer so she was unable to keep going…and going…and going… to the point where she pretty much forces Nathan to go down on her whilst recording vocals. Turns out Nathan isn’t the only one capable of hitting those High C’s.

Good to see Abigail starting to become a bit more integral to the story as I think Janeane Garofalo is doing a really great job(no too mention this is probably the closest thing she’s gotten to an orgasm in quite a while I am willing to bet). The art direction for the show is still hitting a bunch of highs and the comedic writing is keeping everything fresh even in a plot device as simple as “all these guys want to bang one girl”.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to rub one out to still images of Toki’s ass.

(8.0 out of 10)