REVIEW: AQUA SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHATEVER “BIG BRO”

Carl teaches a disadvantaged kid about the totally unjustified cruelty of the world.

Spoilers Below

 

The boys are back and they’re packing heat! Especially, for a fat bitch named Darline who happens to be the mother of Frylock’s “little brother” Gerald(think Boys and Girls Club). Seriously, you wouldn’t think many peeps would be a big fat ugly lady with saggy titties but Carl and Fry are at odds over the broad. At first, Carl catches the eye of Darline and they head off to an Eddie Money concert with Fry staying back to watch Gerald. After about four days however, Fry gets a bit concerned and heads over to Carl’s house just in time to watch a four day fuck fest finish up between the head of the household and the mother of the year.

Turns out all that bangin’ leads to a pregnancy test for Darline which comes back positive. Carl freaks out so Fry puts together a snort able concoction that knocks the expectant father out cold for 10 days so as to play dead. Carl eventually does wake up, but its too late as Fry and Darline are pretty much an item.

Yep, as mentioned the Aqua kids are back and they are set to jet. Carl at the kids soccer game was right about when i remembered why I love this show so much. He literally tore this place up but also had Meatwad and Shake in tow to help break up any monotony which is good because too much of Fry’s bickering can get a bit overbearing. This week’s episode also gets extra points for the Eddie Money shout out…Take Me Home, Tonight!

 

(8.0 out of 10)