‘TED’ MOVES UP RELEASE DATE!!

Ohhh mann, my movie going schedule has changed for the better! So only a couple weeks after a terrible movie based on a Hasbro toy called Battleship absolutely takes a shit on itself, Hasbro has decided to push back its upcoming piece of shit GI:Joe 2(I have ZERO interested in learning what the actual title is) all the way back to March 2013. The producers claim its so they can turn GI Joe into a 3D piece of shit, but I guarantee its because Hasbro knew that thing was gonna bomb out too.

In any case, ever the opportunist, Universal Pictures has announced that the feature length debut for Seth MacFarlane will move from its originally announced release date of July 13th, 2012 and instead be released in theaters everywhere June 29, 2012. So at first, I would’ve had to see Spider-Man, then Ted, then The Dark Knight Rises on pretty much consecutive Fridays, but now I can literally see two movies within a week of each other and then buy some time until July 20th, 2012 which is when The Dark Knight Rises soars into theaters. SWEET! Thanks Hasbro for making terrible movie after terrible movie! Also, in case if you haven’t seen it, you can watch the red-band trailer for Tedhere!