REVIEW: MARY SHELLEY’S FRANKENHOLE “H.P. LOVECRAFT’S VAGINA!”

Victor and Elizabeth swap roles in a gender experiment.

Spoilers Below

The great Doctor and his wife are arguing over the fact that their marriage isn’t intimate enough. So Victor decides to remove his own dick and replace it with a pussy which as luck would have it makes him Liz’s new best friend. They do everything together, shopping, gossip, and showing off at the tavern. Shit, Vic’s new pussy even gets him dinner with Dracula which actually causes Liz to get jealous and to want a penis so that they can have a baby. And yes, the dick eventually gets in a pussy’s mouth, just not exactly.

That’s right kids, morale of this story is women hold all the keys! I gotta tell ya, Dino was spot on with this one, and probably a good chaser for the post-Super Bowl watching crowd.

(8.0 out of 10)