COMEDY CENTRAL INVADES RUSSIA…SOUTH PARK SET TO APPEAR ON SCHEDULE

There aren’t many things I like that are Russian. I prefer whiskey to vodka, democracy is way cooler than communism, and Japanese porn beats the Russian variety any day of the week. But, then I heard Comedy Central will soon be heading to Moscow and will feature programming from both the States (including South Park, Charlie Sheen Roast, and more)  and local(which will probably suck, but I’m open to it) and the only thing I will be thinking about is the look on Vladmir Putin’s face when he sees Steve-O from Jackass getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson when he checks out the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

God Bless America(and whores)