COMEDY CENTRAL ANNOUNCES START DATES FOR SOUTH PARK AND UGLY AMERICANS!

Seriously, I love football but I don’t give a shit about this year’s Super Bowl. Why? Because I hate both the Giants and the Pats so I could give to shits less on who wins. I might watch just to catch the summer movie previews (movies I wanna see, ready? Ted, Prometheus, and The Dark Knight Rises). I am WAY more amped to be getting new episodes of South Park and Ugly Americans…see when the start dates are after the jump!

This March, everyone’s favorite foul-mouth fourth-graders return to COMEDY CENTRAL to celebrate their Super Sweet 16.  The 16^th season of “South Park” premieres Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.  Zombies, werewolves and vampires will reunite this March on COMEDY CENTRAL when “Ugly Americans” returns with all-new episodes following the 16^th season premiere of “South Park” on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.

“South Park” – Season Premiere

Wednesday, March 14 from 10:00 p.m. – 10:30 p.m.

 

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are back for a sweet season 16!  Last season they tackled the 1%, took on Broadway, and Stan started drinking.  Tune in to see where they will go next!

 

 

 

“Ugly Americans” – New Episodes

Wednesday, March 14 from 10:30 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.

Monsters, mutants and who knows what else are still running amok in New York City when “Ugly Americans” returns.  Find out what Mark, Callie, and everyone’s favorite zombie roommate, Randall, have been up to in these brand-new episodes.

 

“South Park” Super Sweet Sixteen

Friday, March 9 from 9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.

Saturday, March 10 from 9:00 p.m. – 1:00 a.m.

Sunday, March 11 from 9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.

 

“South Park” turns 16 this year and to celebrate, COMEDY CENTRAL is throwing the boys their very own Super Sweet 16.  Tune in for 16 fan favorite episodes including “Hell on Earth 2006,” “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” “You’re Getting Old,” and many more.  It is sure to be one hell of a party!