Review: China IL “Secret Society”

The Dean’s addiction to geriatric strippers is all just a ruse to distract you from this show’s incisive observations about the human condition.

Spoilers below!

Steve gets tenured by the Dean, which means he can never get fired from the University. While having a time at the local granny-strip club, the Dean drops 40gs that eventually gets him kicked out, and would’ve been opened up if not for Pony who coincidentally becomes a tenure. But, she didn’t exactly earn it, as a matter of fact she kind of black mailed the Dean.

The faculty drinks an elixir that gets everyone on an acid trip that turns them into various animals.This gets Steve the Eagle all pumped up, but Pony down in the dumps. Frank needs to get to the bottom of this, as he’s left out of the convo. So, when Steve ODs and goes nuts the rest of the faculty get in on it too with everyone getting their animals on sans Baby Cakes.

Highlights of this episode have to be Baby Cakes tossing an elephant off of the catwalk by its trunk and then giving a headlock take down to a rhino.