An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity.
No joke, EVERYONE on the internet including IGN and others swore that this week’s episode of South Park was going to be somewhat political due to the trailer. But, that’s what Matt Stone and Trey Parker do best… they don’t pander to the crowd, and instead give you something so out of left field you get whiplash. Take for example, this weeks episode which really was about memes. Meme-ing has been around for decades, but due to the rise of sites like Youtube and Reddit, the memes get more popular at a quicker rate. Ideas like donkey-dicking and Fonzying were all the rage at one point or another, but this week South Park Elementary got its worst one yet…Faith Hilling.
Faith Hilling is the act of pulling the nipple portions of your shirt like if you had boobies and it is sweeping Colorado, more notably South Park Elementary. The kids love it, but the faculty haven’t a clue! But, just like all great fads, they each come to pass. When I was a kid it was Yo-Yos, Pokemon Cards, and Jnco Jeans (none of which I ever got), for the kids it started with Faith Hilling, ran through Taylor Swifting(when you rub your bare ass on the ground like a dog, thats Taylor Swifting), but then the ultimate kill…cat memes. It started with the cats wearing slices of bread around their cute little faces, but then it got much worse…it turns into cats “Long Johnsoning”.
The kids(Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan) are confused about fads. Some stick with what they know best, Faith Hilling…others try different things so as to not ward off friends. But, alas “Long Johnsoning” becomes so daunting it even takes over the news and the political debates. However, thanks to our boys, Faith Hilling makes a stand, aided by the very racist Hank Williams, and three candidates that a bunch of people not named me, picked to run for President against Barack Obama. If i were to pick a moral to this story it would be this…BE FUCKING ORIGINAL! Because, if you don’t you spend your nights with a pistol in your mouth like Butters, you get run over by a speeding train like everyone else.