When people say dolphins are a lot like humans, they generally mean that our mammal friends are intelligent like us (well, most of us.) But as this Animation Domination High-Def video points out, it also means that dolphins can be total dicks.
Don’t you worry, the video will explain everything:
@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.