This “Simpsons”inspired park at Universal Orlando is where I want my ashes spread when I die

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You think I’m kidding, but I’m on Legalzoom right now drawing up the paperwork…

So we already have The Simpsons: Ride at Universal Studios, but now they are putting up a whole fucking park revolving around the almost 25 season long animated series. Check out this press release that gives a bit more detail about the park and try not to get TOO pissed that today is Friday:

Springfield is coming to Universal Orlando Resort! An all-new Simpsons-themed area will open at Universal Studios Florida this summer – allowing guests to step into the world of The Simpsons like never before.It will be the only place in the world where you can walk the streets of Springfield, grab a Krusty-certified meat sandwich at Krusty Burger, go nuts for donuts at Lard Lad, imbibe at Moe’s Tavern and more! Plus there will be Duff Beer – brewed exclusively for Universal Orlando – and a new attraction called Kang & Kodos’ Twirl ‘n’ Hurl that will take you “foolish humans” on an intergalactic spin designed to send you into orbit!

Ohhh mann I really, really wanna go now. I’d probably hang out in Moe’s all day, but better yet I wonder if they have real bartenders there or if its gonna be a bunch of Moes’ all over the place. Here is a concept image for the park but no word yet of an open:

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