Rachel Messer

A show that would be totally amazing… in the 80’s.

“Hey look! There’s garbage in the road. I thought it was dead already, but I guess it has one more episode…”

Did I say “100”? Why are you punishing me?

Wait, did the writers go on strike or something?

Do you play chels? Didn’t think so.

YOU HURT JIV’S FEELINGS, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

Really preferring King’s IT to these magatsushiki clowns.

Demon brains are popping up all over, a company negotiates for the return of kidnapped genius, and Jiv demonstrates why she’s way too good to be with Gaiyus.

An eye for an eye leaves the world riddled with holes.

Zzzzzzzzzz-huhwha? Oh, is he done talking?