Family Guy

When a boatload of Mercedes-Benzes sinks in Quahog harbor, Peter, Joe and Quagmire hop in a fishing boat to salvage

Peter heads to Hollywood with his favorite actor—Quahog newsanchor Tom Tucker, who once played a killer in a slasher flick—to try to reinvigorate Tom’s career. Meanwhile, Chris falls for a girl who looks just like the girl who married dear old dad. Spoilers Below Guess what?

Lois takes Stewie’s sick new best friend to the hospital—and learns that he has a treatable cancer. But his parents won’t allow treatment on religious grounds, and Lois is aghast (to put it mildly). Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

Episode Synopsis: At a Disabled Ladies’ Night at the Drunken Clam, Brian hits it off with a blind woman. She tells him that she hates dogs, but that’s not a problem until their relationship progresses to the point where he meets her sighted parents. Meanwhile, Lois replaces the stairs at the Griffin house after Stewie gets a splinter—and Peter keeps tripping on the new ones. Guest voices include Marlee Matlin (Stella) and Carrie Fisher (Angela). Original Air Date: Jan 15, 2011

Quagmire is the only guest at Meg’s 18th-birthday party and soon they hit if off—much to her parents’ distress, of course. Peter is especially miffed and won’t rest until he stops his Lothario neighbor from having his way with his daughter. SPOILERS BELOW The Griffins are at the Teen Choice Awards…

Episode Synopsis: When Carter falls asleep at the wheel, Babs, Lois and Peter decide that it’s time for him to retire, so they head to Florida to check out senior communities. Carter isn’t exactly enthusiastic.