Bartender

I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Closing time, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Shoot your shot, take a shot

Go North young Wind man

We need to talk about Kelvin.

Things are about to get a hundred degrees Kelvin! (that’s actually really cold)

I can’t stop drinking about you.

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems

Martini, Shaken, with no face.