Review: TripTank – “Game Over”

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Spoilers Below!!!

 

Talking Fleshlight-

Andrew comes home from a hard day of work and is greeted by his Fleshlight, who has now gained the abilities of a normal girl. And by “normal abilities” I mean “constant questions” and “always asking to go places.” So the Fleshlight, going by the name Veronica, shows Andrew what she’s best at in an attempt to go out to dinner. She knocks it out of the park and in this mesmerized state Andrew agrees to dinner.

We see a montage of Andrew and Veronica going on what seems to be the perfect date that the rest of the world cannot accept. Apparently bringing your sex toy to the beach, a fancy dinner, and a carnival is still frowned upon in this world. Andrew also can’t figure out why all of his photos are being blocked on his social media.

Back at home, Andrew lights some candles and tries to get intimate but his lady toy has a headache. Andrew storms off in a huff as Veronica asks if she’s just supposed to lie there and take it. Andrew points out a time when Veronica took advantage of him when he wasn’t in the mood. She reluctantly agrees and sets a time limit for him.

The happy couple is now sitting with Andrew’s family at dinner. There’s a few shocked faces as Andrew’s father asks if he’s on peyote. Andrew’s mother implies that this is all a dream and to prove it she stabs herself in the hand. But this is no dream. Veronica leans over and tells Andrew that she’s pregnant. We see a baby pic, but just like all of his other pics it gets flagged as inappropriate.

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Jeff And Some Aliens-

Jeff runs into his ex girlfriend at the liquor store. She seems to be doing really well while Jeff is drinking wine out of a box and complaining about $5. Jeff is drinking wine in bed when the aliens show up with a surprise. It’s Jeff’s ex! Jeff demands that she be let go and all of this to be undone. So one of the aliens wipes her memory but she’ll be out of commission for a little while, possibly a few months. What about all of her important tasks? Leave that to Jeff (and his aliens). They place Jeff inside of her skin to nail down her tasks. After a quick trip to yoga, the gyno, and a bachelorette party, there’s only one more thing on her list and that’s dinner with her new boyfriend, Chet. Jeff tries to scam Chet by saying that they should break up. Chet responds by making fun of Jeff’s little dick so they get in a scuffle. Jeff starts wailing on Chet until Chet finally reaches his breaking point and starts fighting back. Thankfully someone was there with a camera and put it all up on the Internet so Linda could see when she finally woke up.

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New Pony-

This little girl is enjoying her birthday party. Her father strolls up and gives her the gift all little girls dream of: A pony! The girl goes nuts, but not the normal nuts like jumping and yelling but more along the lines of dual wielding uzis and firing wildly.

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Other Sketches-

“There is no God”, “Cup Song”, “Randy the Asshole”, “Push”, “The Cult”, “Colosseum”,

Desk Sketches-

“Hot Chicks on a Boat”, “The Stoner”, “Bird Lady”, “Silas”, “Koala”, “Dr. Father Brother Travis”

Sketch Of The Night-

Tons of laughs in this week’s episode but the hardest laughs of all came during “New Pony.”

Sketch To Skip-

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