Review: The Hollywood Puppet Shitshow “Karrueche Tran & Joe Jonas Shitshow”

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Two stories about celebs striking out…

Spoilers Below

Karrueche Tran

Karrueche tells a story about bringing her pal Jess to a party hosted by probably Chris Brown (she doesn’t say). Jess decides to load up on some sort of pill and goes nuts all over Brown’s house while Tran is trying to impress the umbrella swordsman. Tran leaves the party after Jess eats the dude’s cactus…maybe it wasn’t Brown?

Score

7/10

 Joe Jonas

Joe hooks up with some girl in Miami with a weird toe…in his dreams? Really, he heads to her party where he’s outed and with Cole heads back to his hotel…only Cole gets kicked out for the girl. Back at the hotel, Joe’s rounding first base when she falls asleep and starts slapping her in the face. A security guard shows up because Joe’s making this look like a rape but the girl wakes up and falls asleep again. A cop shows up and nearly makes the arrest until the girl wakes up and heads home…no kiss for Joe.

Score

7/10

About John Schwarz

John is the Chief Editor and Founder of Bubbleblabber.com. While at first a part-time project, Bubbleblabber quickly grew into a full-fledged operation and officially became a company in 2014. When John isn't running a business full-time, he likes to go to concerts with your mother.