Review: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians Unleashed – “Chip Off The Old Blocker”

So let’s Cliff Notes this week’s show, eh?

This weeks guest is Howie “Haircut of a former Dick Tracy villain” Long.

Wild Card gets his mind controlled by the Anticorians after he refuses to help them. The Rams and Raiders are playing in the Hall Of Fame Game. The Guardians are sent to protec the game because they believe that Wild Card will strike. Drop Kick drives the Semi-Wild through the safe zone and releases a large group of flying Blitzborgs as he heads towards the stadium. Ricky holds the Blitzborgs off until help can arrive. The Blitzborgs are defeated so the Guardians head to the stadium to patrol. There they meet Howie Long, who tells them that they’re never letting their parents down if they fail, or something along those lines. The Guardians then spread out to defend against the threats against the game and the MegaCores. There’s a brief battle until Sudden Death dangles Wild Card over the edge of a building, forcing the Guardians to choose if they help Wild Card or save the MegaCores. The Guardians choose to save Wild Card and let the MagaCores get away with the Anticorians.

Tune in next week to see what current NFL player/possible felon guest stars on next week’s episode!