REVIEW: CHINA IL ‘THE DIAMOND CASTLE’

 

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Spoilers Below and DIAMONDS. PRECIOUS DIAMONDS.

Right now, without Googling that shit, tell me if Richard Nixon is dead or not. Guess what, this is exactly what your thought process just sounded like:

“Yeah of course … wait is he? When was he president? Uh…. how many years is that probably? When was Watergate? Maybe he IS alive? I don’t remember hearing about him dying… This, I don’t know this.”

Me too bro. This will make sense when you watch the episode brotha.

In this episode of China, IL which features two main sub-plots (both of which were good (no Pony subplot this time which greatly pleases me)), we find Steve trying to satiate a kitty obsessed board of education accreditation member AND Frank hunting down the long lost diamond castle of Thomas Jefferson.

Each sub-plot this week features the kind of wild over the top shit I love to see from China and even featured a few songs (which always deeply pleases me) – so I was happy. Notably the song about partying with Kitties is going to bring you joy, trust me. I’m a credible guy.

Overall, on the laugh-o-meter this episode did fairly well while not being my absolute favorite. So, good showing dudes, I am still totally on board.

Nixon will never die.

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