Review: Archer “Heart of Archness” Part 3 of 3

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FUCK!! FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK…I’m pissed because this is the last episode of Archer until fucking January. Anywho, its been a great run the last three weeks, and Archer’s quest to return from the Pirate’s Cove was really good. Let’s do this…

The finale was very good, but unfortunately, the last two episodes were classic and so it was going to be tough to wrap everything up AND be the best chapter of the bunch. But, we did get to see a championship lacrosse match amongst pirates…yep you read that right.

The episode opens up with Noah shitting in a bucket, and Lana complaining about her crabs. Rip then gets stabbed in the eye with a spoon in a feeble escape attempt by Noah, but not before our heroes escape from their lowly confines as a result of Archer’s tantrum.

However, I had a pretty tough time following the Cyrus losing the password side-story back at ISIS because they kept taking Pam’s clothes off showing her fat ass. I mean I’m no spring chicken but damn…

All in all, a great ending which now leaves me pissed off that instead of Archer I have to sit through “The League” over the next few weeks on FX…FUCK!

SCORE
7/10

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