Pepper-Spraying Perp Caught Because of Family Guy Tattoo

It’s common knowledge that police officers interviewing victims always ask if the perp had any identifying marks or tattoos. Apparently no one told the dude with the Family Guy ink.

The 13-year-old victim – a cashier at a Kamloops, British Columbia (Canada, for the geographically-challenged) Chinese restaurant – was approached by a man who had just finished a buffet meal. The man demanded money from the boy, who left, returning moments later with his sister. The thug responded by pepper-spraying both of them and running out of the restaurant – because apparently the sister was Chuck Norris, or something.

Devon Lynn, 20, was easily caught and identified by Royal Canadian Mounted Police because of the large tattoo on his neck of Stewie Griffin, as well as an “Asian-style” character that probably means “douchebag.” The Mounties then arrested him and threw him on the back of one of their horses, or whatever it is they do.

Lynn was convicted of attempted robbery on Monday after admitting to the crime and pleading guilty. He will likely be sentence to time served (43 days) plus two years probation for his idiotic and cruel crime.

“Mr. Lynn needlessly bear-sprayed a young man,” prosecutor Tim Livingston said. “Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of bears are still roaming the Canadian wilderness, completely un-peppered.”

[via Nanaimo Daily News]