Little Demon: Congressman Mike “Small” Johnson Becomes Latest Politician To Hate On An Animated Series

The State of Louisiana doesn’t rank high on anybody’s metrics in a lot of focal areas that should be of importance to a Congressman. Today, Louisiana ranks near the bottom of health, education, and development. There’s high points though, Louisiana ranks near the top in the country in both poverty and homicide and is one of the least healthiest in the country with alcohol and drug-induced deaths the most prudent cause.

Voters of Louisiana, I tell you this because one, Congressman Mike Johnson, had THIS to post in his review of FX’s new animated sitcom, Little Demon:

That’s right Louisiana voters, Mike is most concerned with a commercial spot for an adult animated series that was playing during a college football game, mind you, a college football game that routinely plays ads for numerous commercials for alcohol, junk food, prescription drugs, and other harmful shit that has actually been proven to reduce the length of life for people here in America, but Little Demon for HIM was the most dangerous thing he saw that day. Here’s an excerpt of his “warning”:

I could write volumes this morning, and unpack pages of Bible verses here, but instead I’m just going to state the obvious: Please be careful. Our job as parents is to guard the hearts and minds of our kids. This culture has become alarmingly dark and desensitized and this is not a game. Disney and FX have decided to embrace and market what is clearly evil. STAY FAR FROM IT.

Ladies and gentlemen, note, the Bible is a fictional book, and somehow we still live in a country where people think this shit is real and that it should be the cornerstone of every facet of your life. Now, I’m not going to sit here and note how much of a shit religion Christianity is, but every religion has its extreme elements and guys like this jack hole are one of them. His positions are typically anti-abortion, anti-LGBT, anti-cannabis, and pro Bible in government-funded schools, so he’s your atypical GOP sack of shit. I’ve been watching adult animation since well before his son’s age(by the way, what upstanding woman would WANT to open their legs to THIS fuck-head), and I’m doing better than this guy.

A new episode of Little Demon premieres tonight @ 10 pm ET/PT, make sure you watch it so we can ruin this fucker’s week.