JESUS FUCK ME…A ‘JERSEY SHORE’ ANIMATED SERIES

The contracts for the cast of Jersey Shore are getting more and more robust while the shit eating stars of the show get older and older. So, what’s a guy to do?? Welp, immortalize them in a terrible animated spinoff!! That’s right, rumor has it that the cast of Jersey Shore are coming to Comedy Central with their own animated series.

Cybertron Messiah is a fan of the show, so I’m sure his boner is flying while reading this but I don’t want it. Especially, on a network like Comedy Central that has a bunch of quality cartoons on it and as such you know this one’s going to be paired with one of them. Snooki, J-Woww, The Situation, and all of the other pieces of shiny turd animated in a series on Comedy Central? Sounds familiar…