Exciting New Japanese Dating Sim Let’s You Pick Your Own Time Lord! Sexy Fun Time Timey Wimey!

It was great to welcome the hugely popular sci-fi show, Doctor Who, back this weekend but for some, the show’s return posed a question: which Doctor would you date?

Boy, that’s a tough question, they are all so different. If only they had, I dunno, like some kind of online profiles which give you a run down of their interests, age, and hobbies whilst helping you make up your mind. Something like that, but in game form would be perfect! The Japanese have such dating “sims” and they can be all engrossing, I myself am currently dating three pigeons over on Hatoful Boyfriend, they all make me happy in their own, different, pigeony, ways.

But wait!! You don’t have to pour through endless Doctor Who Wiki pages to decide which Time Lord is best for you! 5WhoFans and IamPrinkle, alongside our friends at #Mashed, have made just the game for you: Time Traveller Boyfriend allows you to negotiate the pros and cons of dating each Doctor should you suddenly find yourself as one of those “companions” **nudge nudge, wink wink***.

Eh? What do you mean this isn’t real? It’s some kind of piss take? But I just downloaded the full game from that totally legit looking site, you know, one with big DOWNLOAD buttons in green all over it….

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(run if) : stupid enough to download.

{Action: !crash & steal bank account..

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!return: crash crash crash…..

Oooops…..Maybe just watch this “clip” from the game and avoid any downloads and/or timey wimey stuff.

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