Egyptian TV Station Uncovers Link Between “The Simpsons” and Syrian Revolution

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In a strange and shocking turn of events, it was recently revealed that The Simpsons, an animated program famous for entertaining billions of viewers with light-hearted content over its 25-year run, is actually just a deeply-rooted part of a global conspiracy behind the Syrian civil war, and a major catalyst for the “Arab Spring” revolutions.

Al-Tahrir, an Egyptian television station, made the startling discovery and reported it in a segment which aired last Sunday.

The most damning piece of evidence came from the Season 12 episode entitled “New Kids on the Blecch,” in which Bart, Nelson, Ralph, and Milhouse formed a boy band that released a military-themed music video for one of their songs.

The tune in question, “Yvan Eht Nioj,” ostensibly appeared to be an innocent piece of pro-Navy propaganda, but thanks to the brilliant insight of Al-Tahrir, the darker intentions of this track have now emerged.

The video featured “animated figures dancing, flying airplanes, and dropping bombs on what must be Syria, because there are other animated figures below in Arab garb and the Syrian [opposition] flag appears on one of the vehicles,” the reporter said.

What is especially astonishing is the fact that the episode came out several years before the Syrian opposition even existed. “That’s why people are saying on Facebook that this is a conspiracy,” the reporter said, citing the social networking site and unquestionable source of valid information.

Syrian Prime Minister Wael Nader Al-Halqi and Egyptian Prime Minister Ibrahim Mahlab could not be reached for comment, because we don’t have their phone numbers and they are surprisingly not members of Twitter.

A source close to former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, speaking anonymously, said Clinton is deeply troubled by these allegations.

Current Secretary John Kerry, wearing dark sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat, was seen boarding a flight to the remote nation of Petoria, where he will allegedly be seeking asylum.

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