CNN REPORTS SUSPECT IN “SOUTH PARK” THREATS PLEADS GUILTY…HOPEFULLY DEATH PENALTY TO FOLLOW

CNN REPORTS SUSPECT IN “SOUTH PARK” THREATS PLEADS GUILTY…HOPEFULLY DEATH PENALTY TO FOLLOW

That’s right kids, there’s nothing I hate more than terrorism and people who wish to do harm against us. As such, I was delighted to learn that Jesse Curtis Morton pleaded guilty and will be sentenced to 5 years in prison for conspiring to murder Matt Stone and Trey Parker for airing the South Park episode that depicted the Prophet Mohammed in a bear suit( fyi, the episodes are titled “200” and “201“.

I really hope Jesse gets ass-raped with a snapped off broom handle during his stay in whatever penitentiary they put him in.

In related news here’s what Cartman would look like in real life and Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s outstanding film, Team America: World Police will be showed in its entirety at the LA Animation Festival.