Bubbleblabber vs Carl’s Stone Cold Pick of the NFL Week 2: Saints vs Browns

 

Last week, both myself and Carl picked the Vikings to put a beating on the Rams holding St. Louis to only six points! Since then, Adrian Peterson got booked on charges of leaving his 4-year old son with bruises on his scrotum, back, buttocks, ankles, and legs. This comes almost two years after his two year old son was brutally beaten by his step-father, which means the Peterson kids have accrued more lashings than the Rams scored points which certainly puts Adrian in the hall of fame in the long sad history of shitty dads. In any event, we’ve got a new game to look forward to, as this week Carl has chosen the next game to be between a team that knows a thing or two about laying a beating for money against the Cleveland Browns. This is the same Cleveland Browns that ironically had their punter Spencer Lanning get his head kicked thirty yards down field by Pitt’s Antonio Brown. Gotta love the NFL, right?

Watch Carl’s pick here. This week Carl picks the Saints to beat the Browns, and I agree. Here’s why…

New Orleans Saints

 

The Saints have an ATROCIOUS pass defense, and in a passing league that should prove to be nightmarish for the Saints’ chances at winning anything serious this season. The NFC South looks more like an Atlanta hot spot, but the Saints should still win this week. Drew Brees will probably throw for 50,000 yards this season, and don’t be surprised if 45,000 yards are thrown against the Browns who is ranked in the bottom five in Pass D.

 

 

Cleveland Browns

Ohhhh Cleveland. How you managed to wrangle the scumbag turd that is Lebron James away from a Championship team like the Heat still befuddles me.  The Browns actually put up a decent fight last week against the Steelers, only losing by a field goal. Terrance West and Isaiah looked like a real deal against a solid Pitt D, and Billy Cundiff is still somehow in this league and on this team. I want to see more out of the passing game minus Josh Gordon, but with a defense that has more holes in it than Swiss cheese.

Bubbleblabber (1-0) picks the Saints to win 38-10

Carl (1-0) picks the Saints